Software Jokes.....

[Former Member]

If computer languages were car!

• C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles.

• C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong.

• Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive, it's not that fast, and nobody wants to drive it.

• C# is a competing model of family station wagons. Once you use this, you're never allowed to use the competitors' products again.

• Perl is supposed to be a pretty cool car, but the driver's manual is incomprehensible. Also, even if you can figure out how to drive a perl car, you won't be able to drive anyone else's.

• Python is a great beginner's car; you can drive it without a license. Unless you want to drive really fast or on really treacherous terrain, you may never need another car.

• Ruby is a car that was formed when the Perl, Python and Smalltalk cars were involved in a three-way collision. A Japanese mechanic found the pieces and put together a car which many people think was better than the sum of the parts.

• Fortran is a pretty primitive car; it'll go very quickly as long as you are only going along roads that are perfectly straight. It is believed that learning to drive a Fortran car makes it impossible to learn to drive any other model.

• Cobol is reputed to be a car, but no self-respecting driver will ever admit having driven one.

• Assembly Language is a bare engine; you have to build the car yourself and manually supply it with gas while it's running, but if you're careful it can go like a bat out of hell.

Sorry, I Don't want to say about SAP

I don't know whether Moderators will allow this thread or not..

If they allow, we can have fun in SDN.

[Former Member]

Abap is a light truck, which comes half prebuilt from SAP, but a bunch of mechanics (called consultants) need to assemble your very personal unique vehicle at your place. It runs only on roads especially constructed for Abap trucks. Unlike most other high price cars, which have years of cost free servicing, you pay gigantic fees for maintenance and the car repair shops always send you to "free" "independent" garages (which can be found on SDN)...