Coded humor

[Lukas_Weigelt]

Found this sarcastic bit of coding while debuggin today, made my day:

CL_WDR_CLIENT_ABSTRACT_HTTP
HANDLE_REQUEST

cl_wdr_client_ssr=>todo_cleanup( 'Evil hack because of missing support in RR_APPLICATION' )."#EC NOTEXT

method TODO_CLEANUP.
  " REASON
  if 1 = 1.
  endif.
endmethod.

There must be more of this kind. Contribute! For the good of the world!

cheers, Lukas

[Former Member]

Witch tables?

[rainer_hbenthal]

Yes,witch tables are filled by magic

[Former Member]

.....a Duck!

[Colleen]

These NWBC testers are quite territorial.....HANDS OFF!!!!

The role Z_NWBC_TEST_ROLE (not sure why SAP released a Z role) was a bit more polite....

Dear SAP User,


this is SAP NWBC 3.X test role for SAP AG internal use only.


Version SAP.AG.INTERNAL.000.YI3.V3.0


Do not change it!


Owner:                         SAP NWBC Development

Changes need to be approved:   SAP NWBC QM

Changes violating QM approval will be taken to the first and the second
escalation level in case not immediately reverted.


Regards, Laimis, SAP NWBC QM

[Lukas_Weigelt]

Now the major question is, who are Nick and Brian? O.o

Here's another one depicting superfluous source code comments:

[Colleen]

Now the major question is, who are Nick and Brian? O.o

Perhaps we should all try to change our versions of the role and see who's desk they drop by first?

[Lukas_Weigelt]

challenge accepted.

[matt]

To be fair -  that might be a reminder to change it to a constant.

[Lukas_Weigelt]

Yes, a reminder that might survive doomsday (last changed 2007). Just like my favourit error message during the debugging of modules "Breakpoints in Screens are not (yet) possible". Gets me every time.

P.S.

Hardcoded constant

You shall tell our descendants

of our ancient past

[matt]

Like a fool I left

The literal in my code

Brought my name to shame