You know illusionists, right?
Folks like David Copperfield, David Blaine or Ricky Jay - we've all seen them and were left in awe and amusement when they performed their unbelievable tricks.
But what, dear fellows, is the mystery behind their magic?
It's practice.
A lot of practice.
Exercising and doing the same thing over and over.
Until the trick is perfected and the audience can once again be taken out of everyday into a world of magic - at least while the show is on.
That's a great inspiration, so I decided to follow this example.
And so I am going to repeat one of my most successful tricks (Something new, something old...😞
<...in a dark, mysterious voice...>
Dear audience, now observe and watch closely!
Here I have an ordinary SAP HANA and In-Memory Computing space overview column:
lucas.oliveira
Acknowledge the structural stringency.
It had been like this for a long time now.
It's proven, stable, trusted.
The anchor of the weary SCN space surfer, the anchor of ... you get it :smile:
Now, hold your breath!
Don't blink!
➖ ➕ :!: SCHWUPP-DIWUPP-RUBBEL-DIEDUPP-SCHNIPP-SCHNAPP ➖ ➕ :!:
( << mutabor! >>)
TATAAAAA!!!
Isn't it amazing?
What do you mean, you don't see anything?
Oh, dear optometrician!
Ok, once again for the slightly myopic readers here:
➖ ➕ :!: ALAKAZAM ! ➖ ➕ :!:
<< bless you! >>
Yes folks, as of today, this space has a new moderator!
lucas.oliveira is a SAP HANA expert hailing from the lovely South of Brazil (somewhere around here)
So join me and give Lucas a warm welcome and make some noise if you liked the trick :wink: .
There you go - now you know!
- Lars
p.s.
sorry for the Comic Sans, but this is the only topic I could ever use it for...
p.p.s.
ravindra.channe2 and patrick.bachmann: you guys are responsible for the theme of this post!
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