As @Blag and @Thorstener and I kicked around ideas, with input from countless others (not infinite numbers, I just didn't want to count them), we started with very rough and rude ideas for video awards. Many were knee jerk reactions to specific videos, like using your child (or perhaps a child actor, who knows) for sympathy and artificial poignancy.
After a little thought, we rejected the crudest and most singular awards, because we wanted to make this competitive. Or something.
So without (much) further ado, here are the Award Nominations. If you don't like what you see,you could be the next Hollywood mogul. Or Bollywood mogul.