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What SAP cannot do?

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Hi SAP Experts,

We always talk about all the great and wide variety of tasks/works/process SAP can do.

But I was wondering if anyone can help me understand what SAP cannot do.

Thanks in advance,

Nitesh Jain

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OttoGold
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SAP can do anything since Chuck became a part of the dev team some time ago. At the beginning Chuck was only using SAP to maintain his dead count (+ reporting for fans:)))) but he was not ...wel... content with SAP and didn´t want to be trated like a customer, so he became a member of the team. That is why Leo had to go. Not enough space for two pros in one company.

Otto

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Chuck's awesome!

Did u know whe he's doing push ups he is actually pushing the earth down! Isin't that cool?

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I heard SAP renamed SAP ALL, SAP NEW to CHUCK NORRIS

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Well, SAP cannot spin-kick spammers like Chuck Norris on SCN for one thing. That can only be done by highly trained assasins on SCN...but they generally use a weapon known as the guest-o-blaster which works on SAP technology. So there you have another area covered of what SAP can do.

T00th

OttoGold
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You cannot work with the infinity this way. It is like in SQL. Some things are just uncertain.

Ask Allison, what SAP can not do:))) Regards, Otto

ThomasZloch
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> Ask Allison, what SAP can not do:))) Regards, Otto

You mean Larry Ellison? Good idea, actually.

Thomas

JPReyes
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SAP can't raise the IQ of the chair-keyboard interface... 😄

Regards

Juan

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@ Thomas: I think Otto meant "Alice"..

SAP does not support [X-glueb|http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJEc6FPp6Ok&feature=related] commands, yet. But some may try in vain..

(sorry, it is in German - but I will translate if there is demand

Cheers,

Julius

Edited by: Julius Bussche on Mar 29, 2010 11:35 PM

On 2nd thoughts, I will need some help from a Microsoft engineer here

ThomasZloch
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"What SAP cannot do" = "Everything that can be done" - "What SAP can do"

Now just fill in the variables.

Thomas

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"What SAP cannot do" = "Everything that can be done" - "What SAP can do"

Now just fill in the variables.

Thomas

"What SAP can do" in whose eyes? The Salespeople or the Techies? 😛

How does "What SAP claims to be able to do" fit into the formula? 😛

ThomasZloch
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I didn't say it was easy to solve...better ask the Techies, if you ask me

Thomas

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Can't buy you Love...baby

OttoGold
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There is nothing, SAP can´t do. I always tell the customer that their SAP could land on a Moon. But their mission is to find a sponsor to pay for that. I believe I could write a job that would control a coffee machine (like a cup every ten minutes?), but find me a guy who would pay me for that: you need the time, the coffee machine, some testing environment, trash bin (start can be messy...).

Otto

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SAP software cannot make coffee.

We should create a lobbying group (the SDN Coffee corner international lobbying group) to require urgently this most needed feature !

former_member184657
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It was just a matter of "who", that would first mention SAP's inability to make coffee

Anyways count me in with lobbyists.

pk

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Why? Aren't Starbuck's , Nestle etc. not SAP customers? Maybe not?

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SAP could do anything if it was written by Chuck Norris.

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Hi Nitesh,

Please share as to why this question arised in your Mind..

i can List n number of things that sAP can't do..but i think i can't share it over here :).

NOM :).

@Zubin:I think there should be a thesis on this..Don't you think so?

Regards,

Rahul

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May be in the next steps would be that I can write something on "What SAP cannot do?"

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Hi Nitesh,

That's an interesting question You have put in here.

The replies Can be many.i am confused as to what can be the apt answer for this.

Regards,

Rahul

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[Check the wiki link|http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=saperpwiki]

Out of curiousity, Please share why do you ask this?

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Hi Zubin,

Your question is answerd in the 1st line of my question

Thanks.

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What I meant was -- are you writing a thesis on this, and you want us to help you understand ?