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Please stop trying to figure out why i would ever want to do this!

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Now that's exactly what I always think when someone answers my query with their questions!

Regards

Jehanzeb

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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there

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in my server any one is run mode you will stop the sap r/3 and restart the sap r/3 server then your problem solved

Cheers

Andrew

Hi,

just found a nice typo:

Singing XML message in SAP Business Connector

Listens attentively...

Patrick

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Just put the mouse down, and nobody will get hurt

)

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Jehanzeb

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Let me tell you that I am a SAP certified ABAP consultant having experience of 4.5 years. Whatever question I asked can't be replied with the basic training (if yes please tell me even one).

Whatever question I asked can't be replied with the basic training (if yes please tell me even one).

Unfortunately I only see the lest 5 questions of you... Can you send over the remaining 134 for further analysis?

Apart from questions,I think you can also see me last 5 replies

[Try logging in again and run the program....|;

Of which Monty Python routine does this title remind you:

[Time_out in transaction developed by we ourself|;

Rob

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Wow, English, German, and was that Portugese ? all wrapped into one.

Speaking in Tongues

Hahaha! I think half way he dropped English and started with native! hahaha...much easier that way... very good sharing.

Regards

Here is the Line of the day:

[I have registered for SAP Teched 2008 on Spot in Bangalore. But i am unable to login to my agenda.|;

Hahahaha!! very good verry good.. keep them coming. ))

Regards

Jehanzeb

Here Is the Line Of The Yesterday

[Shoes thrown at Bush on Iraq trip|http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7782422.stm]

Hahaha! well that wasn't a line of the day instead was "Clip of the century". Is he going to Afghanistan to get another pair of shoes?

)

Regards

Actually his reflex seemed pretty swift, the result of continous training by provident advisors?

Oh ya! got to give him credit for that. 😄

Regards

A perfect 10 answer, one might say

We learn wisdom from failure much more than from success !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Life is a journey so enjoy every moment of your life".

Taylor

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[Not a line of the day but more a thread of the day|;

Line of the day!

"I deinstalled and I went back to install, but continues to misfire, ......."

Regards

Jehanzeb

You are more cryptic than Sas.

Line of the day!

There is no space between pies. I want space between pies. 😄

Regards

p i e s

Also very popular in many parts of the world is the "Linefish of the Day", but you need to ask what it is first and often they are not available on Mondays.

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close no further input.

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> close no further input.

Oh, I don't know. Now it's brought back to the top again, we can carry on.

then say the line of the day

Europe in turmoil over Germany's bank pledge

That's the headLine of the day. In the Times.

well it supposed to be the funny (craziest) line of the day but I guess we'll take this in account too.

by the way is this right that Europe is going to hit the worst ever Recession by December/Jan? If it is, then I might as well move somewhere else )

P.S. I am still searching for the line of the day ))

Regards

Jehanzeb

I have to say, it's not looking good. Other headlines "Every country for itself as European unity collapses in an attach of jitters".

Iceland's bank have a liability of over $100 billion, in a country with GDP $14 billion.

I tried to find some headline of hope in the news, but it's all doom and gloom. Nevermind - Berlin on Sunday!

Here is my line of the day

"Blog your photos -- save trees."

from PENTAX Photo Gallery.

They won the Best Use of Photography award from Webby awards.

Here is the link:

[http://www.webbyawards.com/press/speeches.php|Webby Link]

Many thanks

Regards

Jehanzeb

>it's all doom and gloom.

good time to buy

> Berlin on Sunday!

Exactly. Looking forward to it.

Thomas

> good time to buy

Exactly my thought of the day!

I'll start small, with the 1 cent and 2 cent shares...

Jehanzeb, if you read my original reply to your post (with humor in mind, which is how it was meant) I think then you will find it pretty darn funny!

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I did find it funny because what you meant was why would that person even started the thread. hence your lines ......Why why....

however, combination of your post and Thomas post made me think differently.

Additionally some people around were putting too much effort in subject line and the whole thread went into another world but then with the help of Jurjen when he found the original post and posted the link here all came back to normal

have you got any "more" lines to make our "line of the day"?

Regards

Jehanzeb

I also have this problem (line of the day!). Can you tell me how you figured out how to stop trying to figure out why he would ever want to do this?

Or should I just stop and move on, like all the others over at MSDN?

Julius

I figured out when I read the "line of the day" however, even desperately wanted to reply to the thread I stopped and moved on like others did on the MSDN forum.

Don't try and figure out why I wanted to move on like others did...

You have a choice there.

Either reply to him and join the "line of the day" gang

move on like all others did in MSDN.

Choice is yours!

A or B.....B or A.....Nor A but B.....Nor B but A.....Nor A Nor B....A and B

hahahaha

Regards

Jehanzeb

This is your line of the day

This is your arrow of the day

>>----

This is your comma of the day

;

This is your brain on drugs

$&@*@^#&@&#(@

Any questions ? (oh, I guess that is your question mark of the day !)

Morning Bill,

we only asked for a chicken leg and you gave us a whole chicken.

Come on stick to the line of the day.

Regards

Jehanzeb

isn't the 'line of the day' something some people sniff from glass tables using hundred dollar notes?

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haha!

Ok well we're going off the point here.

Don't make people think of those things Anton. I am sure all of them know what you mean there but hey it has to be the "line of the day" and not "SMART" line of the day.

If you know what I mean.

Regards

Jehanzeb

There was a point? 😮

here we have another smart answer!!

Come on guys, keep it silly, don't make this post smarter..

Regards

Jehanzeb


> here we have another smart answer!!

Well, I'd hate to give a dumb answer.

Morning Matthew,

I guess you didn't get the point either. The idea is you give smart answers in dumb way.

you got it? or are we going to carry on again with the same thing which started in the first place?

Regards

Jehanzeb

well, if you don't want to provide the necessary details that allow somebody to answer your question, then better don't expect an answer at all.

Thomas

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OK, but why would you ever want to put a post like this? I mean, why would you do that?

well

Firstly the line was found on the MSDN forum and was not my personal line.

Secondly if you read my post it is saying "line of the day".

Thirdly if you read the forum section it says Coffee Corner.

I presume not everyone would think that the "Coffee Corner" could be used as a socializing place with some humor.

I guess it wouldn't make you laugh if I say:

C:\Dos

C:\Run Dos

C:\Run Dos Run

You didn't get my point at all and now wondering why would I put that up.

Let me tell you there is something called "humor".

This might not be of everyone taste though and there are some who don't understand the point at all however, there might be people around who do understand the point. I would have been more happier for them to join in.

Oh well you don't get what you always wanted.

well, if you don't want to provide the necessary details that allow somebody to answer your question, then better don't expect an answer at all.
Thomas

Exactly!! If you cannot be asked to explain anything, why posting the thread in the first place. You did get that right.

However, take it (the line) as a humor and I am sure it will make you laugh too.

If it doesn't, then you have totally different taste buds.

Regards

Jehanzeb

Honestly.... i still not get it.


> If it doesn't, then you have totally different taste buds.
> 
> Regards
> 
> Jehanzeb

I guess Im better off with different taste-buds.

> Honestly.... i still not get it.

> >


> > If it doesn't, then you have totally different taste buds.
> > 
> > Regards
> > 
> > Jehanzeb

> I guess Im better off with different taste-buds.

> pk

I think you are. haha )

Advise: (Read the line again and think of forum questions and replies to them, you might figure it out soon).

Regards

Jehanzeb

let me sum up:

- we did not initially get the intended mood of your post, no problem, happened to me several times

- Bill does know what humor is, I can tell you that much...

Cheers

Thomas

Hi,

well I'm also not getting it. So may be you should post the link to that thread here.

regards

Siggi

PS: and I think we all know what humor is.

>Line of the day!

Confusing Line. Not sure what is the hidden humor in this.

> then you have totally different taste buds.

May be I too have different taste buds, like pk.


> >Line of the day!
> 
> Confusing Line. Not sure what is the hidden humor in this.
> 
> > then you have totally different taste buds. 
> 
> May be  I too have different taste buds, like pk.

Ok maybe the humor in your part of the world might be different.

The "line of the day" is some what similar to as if someone while talking makes a gesture of quotations.

Example

He said he is the most "Famous" guy in his college.

similarly when someone mentions or says a funny or silly line, we call it as a "line of the day".

I guess there are very few people around (not a single one here) who could have understood the message(humor) behind the line (not the subject line).

Regards

Jehanzeb

http://forums.msdn.microsoft.com/en-US/vscrystalreports/thread/4a7c66b9-bc27-4f7c-a263-3f12af580f2f

See the amount of answers you get when you start biting your helpers. That is funny.

hahaha!!! I guess I should have posted that in the first place.

The problem was I closed the window and then I couldn't find it.

Oh well someone clever around here did it.

Thanks!!

Regards

Jehanzeb

Edited by: Jehanzeb Navid on Aug 13, 2008 3:06 PM

most people trying to figure out what is the humor behind the "Subject Line" of this thread. That makes me laugh too...hahaha

>Line of the day!

I can understand what you are telling..

>similarly when someone mentions or says a funny or silly >line, we call it as a "line of the day".

where is the Line of the day?

well, got it!

Siggi

Vijay I don't think you even read the first post.

here is the line in the bold letters.

Line:

Please stop trying to figure out why i would ever want to do this!

and here is the full context:

Hola,

I'm wondering if there is a way to add a crystal report detail row manually. Please stop trying to figure out why i would ever want to do this.

i'm hoping for a function similar to:

objReport.reportDefinition.sections.item("Detial").addRow()

so far i've been unable to find anything in this area but i'm sure it must exist.

thanks in advance,

Nick

I admit if I have put it in full context it would have made more sense however, as I said I totally lost the MSDN forum post so I couldn't enter it.

Regards

Jehanzeb

> Vijay I don't think you even read the first post.

This is not there in you Line of the Day...

> I'm wondering if there is a way to add a crystal report detail row manually. Please stop trying to figure out why i would ever want to do this.

> i'm hoping for a function similar to:

> objReport.reportDefinition.sections.item("Detial").addRow()

> so far i've been unable to find anything in this area but i'm sure it must exist.

> thanks in advance,

> Nick

> I admit if I have put it in full context it would have made more sense however, as I said I totally lost the MSDN forum post so I couldn't enter it.

Credit goes to

Jurjen Heeck

Edited by: Vijay Babu Dudla on Aug 13, 2008 10:16 AM

haha!

Vijay, the subject line of this post is "Line of the Day"

Obviously I wouldn't have entered the actual line on the subject line of the post. Otherwise what would I put into the body of the post?

Surely the credit goes to the hunter who hunted down the "Line of the day".

10 Stars to Jurjen Heeck

Regards

Jehanzeb

Why go out and this wanting in order to discontinue the reading until now produce!

That's your line of the day after some Dutch/Korean treatment. Now I like it.

haha!! are you dissing dutch and koreans? bad really bad!!!

hahaha....

Regards

Jehanzeb

At the end of the day, what matters is, whether you are on the line..

~Suresh

P.S. Straight English, no BabelFish invloved!

now we're getting smarter answers.

Come on don't spoil the fun Suresh!

You should post some silly line too just like Thomas did and make our "line of the day".

Regards

Jehanzeb

> Surely the credit goes to the hunter who hunted down the "Line of the day".

> *10 Stars

Waaaaay to many.

I just copied your line, quoted it and felt lucky with google.......

hahaha!!!

Google made your day and our line of the day!!

nice work

Regards

Jehanzeb

Hola,
I'm wondering if there is a way to add a crystal report detail row manually. Please stop trying to figure out why i would ever want to do this.

Presumably he works for Arthur Andersen? Or maybe Enron? 😛

Hahaha! similar post was posted initially when I started this thread

Regards

that's why they call the final output "balance cheat"...

Here it is Line of this financial quarter:

The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for love

Hahahahaha!!! Finally!!

nice one!!

Regards


The financial situation at the moment is so bad that women are now marrying for love

Not sure, but I think that this may sound a little bit sexist and offend women...They are now marrying for love...Why the used to marrying before the current financial situation? No comments...

Greetings,

Blag.

Not sexist But for offend women

Cheers

I think that´s not true 😮 , now in fact Divorce will grow and any mortal guys like me will have a rough time trying to find a beautifull woman to date. How many extremely beautiful woman have you seem married with a "normal" guy?

Rough time to guys of the bunch


> How many extremely beautiful woman have you seem married with a "normal" guy?

First Example for you is Myself

.....But i have seen(Noticed) extremely Hot or sexist(Not beautiful ) woman relatively have Higher Divorce rate

Cheers

Guys Guys, it suppose to be the line of the day. Not argument of the day. Regardless of anything, we are talking in general terms, and I am sure people here do not have any intention to offend someone.

Can we come back to "Line of the day" please.

Regards

Would the real line of the day please stand up.

Slim Shady


> Guys Guys, it suppose to be the line of the day. Not argument of the day.

[That was Discussion ,not argument.|http://geniusnz.blogspot.com/2005/10/arguments-vs-discussions.html]

Hahaha. well it seems like an argument to me, hence mentioned it. Regardless it suppose to be a "line of the day" thread.

)

Regards

Line of the day!!!

We've noticed that you haven't yet had the chance to use your PayPal account, so as a little incentive we've sent you 20p!

People give more to charities!!! stupid Paypal!

Regards

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