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Am I ready?

Former Member
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Am I ready? For SDN, SAP and beyond? You bet!

What have I got you ask? Why, isn't SDN enough?

But let me explain...

I am armed with a userid (actually a few, but let us forget that already) for which my friend got 25 points, but he didn't get it easy now did he? Not if you add the Dinner and movie he treated me with. For the other ids I promptly rewarded myself and I don't see why not. But let us forget that, again.

I have net, and I have everything else. Acrobat reader - to access all the PDF files I request for and get in the mail. Have 13 URLs of interview questions saved - if only someone could study them - for me err... for a multiple of 10 points that is!

Got friends who are in SAP for god-knows how long (that was figurative or whatever-it-is-called speech, Gods have no clue how long they have been in SAP - you see it is a fourier variable of single order - depends much on what the recruiter on the other end of the phone wants it to be. I guess Fourier is french for Four Years - <i>don't we all hate french</i> - I read somewhere this is to be said to strike a conversation anywhere in west (ie except France - or at least most if)). Anyway to tell you the truth, some are in SAP as long as 8-9 months. Now 8-9 months in SAP is sure a lot. If you don't get it, try putting it yourself in any resume style document - they will spread and spread and cover as much as five years. Have seen it happening myself many times.

Now, I got my resume(s), yes sirree, the plural! And, now, the job sites. Do I know the recruiters or do I know them! From three sentences of a job posting I can figure out which is a real job and which one is fake (for I posted few fake ones myself to collect some authentic resumes. .. I hope they are authentic... If none are, there is no hope left in the world I tell you, the world is going to dogs. I mean no authentic resumes out of 500!!! - is there no such thing as honesty any more? you can't really trust anyone these days to be telling the truth!!! I am disgusted!! )

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And so does my resume rush to the recruiters before any others, and matching the requirement to the T! But, mind you only after I have done my due dilligence. Can't have multiple resumes read by same recruiter describing me doing two different projects at two different locations at the same time - he would think I am a federated consultant 7.0. Not that they would be any discouraged, quite the opposite I tell you.

So, I have the material, have SDN, have points to give, have interview questions and answers, and finally have the recruiters lining up and that oneworld gal sending me TShirts..

And still you ask, am I ready?

Yesssiree bob, much more than that. Are you?

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Ajay Das

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Former Member
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What are you smoking? And where can I get some?

P.S. Can you use reward points to buy a new keyboard? S, I just sprayed coff all ovvvvvvvr ths on and itttttts not working proply

suresh_datti
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You almost had all your bases covered.. excpet for a minor slip i.e., you marked this post as a question!.. so here you go..

<b>PLEASE REWARD FULL POINTS IF HELPFUL</b>

~Suresh

P.S. You write really well..

former_member583013
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I'm thinking about a nice trick...Instead of replace the "Please Reward" with "Removed by Moderator"...I'm going to use this...

<b><REWARD MODERATOR IF OTHER ANSWERS WERE NOT USEFUL></b>

What do you think? It's good enough?

Greetings,

Blag.

former_member188975
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LOL...Thanks for making me enjoy Friday afternoon

(But will that get you breakfast?)

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Bhanu Gupta

former_member583013
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I knew you would enjoy it Bhanu -:D

Greetings,

Blag.

abesh
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Now it makes 3 moderators in the thread so who gets the points ?

former_member583013
Active Contributor
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Sure I'm Ajay...I have an exploit ready to blow on SDN....At my birthday day (November 22) I'm going to get 10K points for referencing the whole Lima, Perú population...Is that enough? Maybe not...But would help to get my fleece jacket more quickly.

Greetings,

Blag.