Cartoon Contest — It’s Simple!

[timoelliott]

Welcome to an experiment!

I’d like to try to tempt you to take part in a New-Yorker-style cartoon caption contest. I'm hoping that this will be an opportunity to unleash the pent-up humor genes of the global SCN community.

I’m afraid there are no prizes (legally, it’s hopelessly complicated), but you will win the undying admiration of the community, and (if you’re game) we’ll feature the winning entry here on SCN and elsewhere.

Here’s the incomplete cartoon:

Rules

• Just come up with the funniest phrase you can to illustrate the cartoon above, and enter it as a comment to this post
• You have 7 days from today to submit your entry in order to take part in the judging.
• Multiple entries are fine — but remember the goal is quality rather than quantity
• Please be nice — sarcasm is fine, but defamation and insults wouldn’t be cool...
• Don’t hesitate to (respectfully) add your own spin to somebody else's entry — the name of the game is collaboration.
• Vote for your favorite comments/captions by clicking the "like" button below each entry
• If you'd like to be notified about new entries, click on the "receive email notifications" or "track" in the Actions box to the right of this post.

And if you think this is a fun idea, please spread the word!

[UPDATE: And The Winners Are: Cartoon Caption Contest Winners] -- many thanks to all who participated!

[matt]

This, Jenny, is the internet.

[SabineReich]

We are planning a mobile version for the next release.

[perkash_dhalani]

"It really makes great coffee!"

[prashantha_hj]

I told you not to pester me for a customer site visit because you thought as product owner I do not know a bit about real customers. And why the hell did you boast about design thinking stuff, now they want to do it to make us understand their pain.

[matt]

Whatdyamean? This is the mobile version!

[Former Member]

This is the expanded blue print for which we are going to provide you in a microchip-in memory...This is revolution and technology for next generation...booking open

[Former Member]

Is this a HANA 550-BC version ?

[Former Member]

"... and this is exactly what the customer requested!"

[analopezechevar]

Now, don’t get mad at me! You told us to address the end users’ needs and that’s what we did. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

[analopezechevar]

Of course this is user centric! You just cannot see it because we built a firewall around it.

[Former Member]

" This is my business, study these business processes and implement the best ERP solution for the company"

[markus_rosemann]

It wasn't broken, so we added some additional features.

[yogendra_bhaskar]

" I don't know a single part of this thing , but I know how to maintain it in SAP "

[yogendra_bhaskar]

Our Big Client demanded a coffee maker from our big company, this is what we delivered to them.......... a really Big project  

[yogendra_bhaskar]

Just go........& debug it...........

[D039507]

"And now the good news: this is only a development system!"

[rosenberg_eitan]

And it will display the results using TWO lines header in ALV grid !!!!

[Colleen]

I know it's meant to be a migration to the HANA platform but we decided to reduce impact to users by keeping it as a technical upgrade with a like for like replacement. This way the users won't notice any difference so we'll reduce need for training and change management so that saves us heaps of time!

As soooo much of the code was simplified on S4HANA we had to do quite a few modifications to revert back to ensure our existing functionality would work. We'll consider reviewing what S4HANA has to offer us and may incorporate into a future release.

[Former Member]

Damn, the Apple II is a lot bigger than I remember......

[Former Member]

You should have seen this before our simplification process...

[former_member218513]

This is an Apple PC before Steve Jobs visited Xerox 😉

[Former Member]

Imagine every home will have one of these...

[Former Member]

"Welcome to the complexity museum.  This is what ERP looked like before S4HANA".

[Former Member]

Whatever it is, Al Gore invented it.

[Former Member]

"Everything around is in JUMBLE , If you are in TROUBLE,

Lets go to a HUDDLE, to learn together how to RUN SIMPLE " !

:lol:

[Former Member]

„You should have asked an expert…“

[Former Member]

So your first job is, find the last maintenance guy.....he is in there somewhere

[Former Member]

Good Job , but how to start this system :???:

[Former Member]

It is loosely coupled but fully integrated! I swear...

[Former Member]

They definately had a lot of fun putting it all together! Doesn't that count?

[former_member197811]

"Our entire Business comes down to this machine. We don't know what it does yet, but it needs to be more efficient of course. Can your software do that for us?"

[Former Member]

We try to switch it off, but no one has find the power button...

[Iris_Hartung-K]

Now we have "One single source of trugh"

[Former Member]

I'm sorry Hasso but I don't see why we need a new dB? You can see how simple this will be to install and run!

[former_member218274]

It is S.I.M.P.L.E:

Stupid

Invention

Making

Production

Less

Effective

[Steffi_Warnecke]

"We bought it in an IKEA store, but lost the construction manual. It's a lamp."

[former_member195810]

What does it make?  Synergy!

[former_member185482]

"Just wait to see productivity skyrocket once the employees get a taste of the coffee from this baby!"

[Former Member]

Should have gone to Specsavers.

[saurav_das]

"Trust me this will solve all your problems; now all you need is someone capable of running it"

[Former Member]

Whats hapenning here??!!!!

[Ankit_Maskara]

Boss,
Implement SAP ERP and then you need not look at at these electrical beasts.....

Just click click and click...

[Former Member]

This is our Small Industries Add-On.
You see the cables? You can plug&play one into your ERP and the other into your Solution Manager.

[former_member218192]

We were asked to implement 'One Service', so this is the 'One Machine'...

[Former Member]

We have got hundreds of likes and 296 features of this machine from its users and still counting.... believe me its a revolution... :lol:

[Former Member]

That is what we have built so far. Now your are going to make it simple!

[Former Member]

And this is our pricing engine....

[Former Member]

I beefed up our search engine.

[Former Member]

Our Six Sigma is firing on all cylinders.

[Former Member]

Don't worry, it zips up to less than a meg..........