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As @Blag and @Thorstener and I kicked around ideas, with input from countless others (not infinite numbers, I just didn't want to count them), we started with very rough and rude ideas for video awards. Many were knee jerk reactions to specific videos, like using your child (or perhaps a child actor, who knows) for sympathy and artificial poignancy.
After a little thought, we rejected the crudest and most singular awards, because we wanted to make this competitive. Or something.
So without (much) further ado, here are the Award Nominations. If you don't like what you see,you could be the next Hollywood mogul. Or Bollywood mogul.
The SCNotties Technical Awards
| Category | Nominee | Video |
| Most Clip Art Or Still Photos In A 30 Second VIDEO | Sue Keohan | "Not A Slide Show, A Movie" |
| Cheesiest Product Placement | Christine Puccio
Natascha Schuberth Thomson | "Two Ladies At A Table" |
| Least Set design | Daniel Graversen | "Norwegian Wood Ceiling" |
| Tinniest Sound Editing/ Non-Special Effects | Abesh Bhattacharjee Matt B. Blag Gretchen Lindquist | "They're Coming to Take Me Away" "American Pie" "Honey I Shrank The Kid" "Hounds Of Houston" |
| Choppiest Video framing | Matt B. | "American Pie" |
| Worst Or Least Hair and/or Makeup | Dennis Howlett Jon Reed | "Quest For Fire" "Hair" |
| Dimmest lighting | Stephen Johannes | "White Room" |
The SCNotties Performance Awards
| Category | Nominee | Video |
| Cheapest cinematography | Sue Keohan Gretchen Lindquist | "Not A Slide Show, A Movie" "Hounds Of Houston" |
| Female In A Female Role | Sue Keohan Gretchen Lindquist Christine Puccio Natascha Schuberth Thomson | "Not A Slide Show, A Movie" "Hounds Of Houston" "Two Ladies At A Table" "Two Ladies At A Table" |
| Funniest Score (Intentional or Not) | Matt B. | "American Pie" |
| Least facial expression | Stephen Johannes | "White Room" |
| Least/Most Eye Contact | Abesh Bhattacharjee Thorsten Franz Tony de Thomasis | "They're Coming to Take Me Away" "We're All DEVO" "The Postman Always Rings Twice" |
| Scariest performance | Thorsten Franz Dennis Howlett Jon Reed | "We're All DEVO" "Quest For Fire" "Hair" |
